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"Arrange whatever pieces come your way."

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

(via thelazykorean)

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via crystallized-teardrops)

Besties

Handsome boys

Ummm Thomas???

person: you look dead
me: thanks

(Source: -fuckthisscene, via bright-smoke)

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

Wohoo finished work early selfie #waitress #leavingearly #bestfeeling #work #sorryaboutmyface #hot # boiling

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via pepsi-cola-breath)

farahjasmin:

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

(Source: femburton, via ha-ze)

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

sketches-in-my-head:

alright!

Love Linda from bob’s burgers

nightvalemeteorologist:

Linda Belcher: Best mom ever

(Source: burgertv, via iadorecutethings)