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"Arrange whatever pieces come your way."



i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via crystallized-teardrops)


Handsome boys

Ummm Thomas???

person: you look dead
me: thanks

(Source: -fuckthisscene, via bright-smoke)


when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation


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Wohoo finished work early selfie #waitress #leavingearly #bestfeeling #work #sorryaboutmyface #hot # boiling


some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

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Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

(Source: femburton, via ha-ze)

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.



Love Linda from bob’s burgers


Linda Belcher: Best mom ever

(Source: burgertv, via iadorecutethings)